Oh, that Gary Glitter. Yes, it’s semi-old news but the fact that the dude is currently jailed in ‘Nam on charges of having sex with a minor and may have to face a firing squad is certainly worth mentioning one more time (and check out that link for a photo of Glitter donning a cool Captain Beefheart look). One has to ponder upon Michael Jackson’s recent desires to split the USA and head for drier, foreign areas of amusement. He’s already been caught in a ladies’ room. What’s the penalty for having sex with a minor there? Facial mutiliation? Too late.
So this is a kind warning to you kids who want to rock: if you’re not The Stones or McCartney, you’re gonna be getting into trouble with weird stuff once you get old and ornery (i.e., Pete Townshend, Gary Glitter, Jacko, the Bay City Rollers). And another thing; I get the distinct feeling that Gary Glitter and Carrot Top went to the same plastic surgeon. One who specializes in completely screwing up eyebrows. For that, Gary should be put away for a long time. Don’t plan on any “Free Gary” tributes coming any time soon.
