Everyone’s favorite white trash pop princess, Britney Spears, received a visit from the fine folks at Child Welfare this past Saturday afternoon. The officials offered little details, except to say that it was a “very standard, routine patrol request,” but conspiracy theorists have immediately jumped to the conclusion that it’s because of the goings-on a few weeks back, when Britney held her 4-month-old son, Cletus…I mean, Sean Preston, in her lap – rather than putting him in a car seat – in an attempt to evade paparazzi.
There is no truth to the rumor that Britney doesn’t even know how to work the car seat.
Probably.
UPDATE: People Magazine is now reporting that Sean Preston fell and hit his head as a result of his high chair breaking. Here’s a pic of Britney leaving the hospital with him:
Leave it to that woman to make her child’s hospital visit into a P.R. stop…
