Dave Chappelle should drop Rick James, bitch, and start giving lip service to Whitney Houston. After all, Bobby Brown’s sister Tina claims that Houston is hooked on crack cocaine. According to the article,

“Tina claims drugs have made Whitney so paranoid that she sees demons everywhere and once made a hole in the bathroom wall as a spy hole.”

You know, a funny and similar thing happened to David Bowie when he was deep in the throes of nose candy in the mid ’70s. Well, at least Angie Bowie claims David was tormented by demons and other such shit at the time. Still, you gotta give it up for any celeb who makes spy holes in their bathroom walls. Who knows? Maybe K-Fed will get lucky and Bobby Brown will dump Whitney, leaving her out in the open for slim pickings.