I am shocked, SHOCKED, that I beat the Spotlight Kid to this one.
The video pretty much speaks for itself, but I would like to comment on a couple of things.
1) Kevin runs out of things to say at the three-minute mark, so they drag that lame-ass instrumental track for another 43 seconds, in order to give it a radio-friendly length. Don’t kid yourself, people; this song’s never getting played on the radio.
2) Is there anything funnier than someone bragging about a tax bracket that he only reached through marriage?
“Mixed with a little bit of rock & roll.” (Caution: May not contain rock & roll-like substance)
Click on it. You know you want to.
