If you’re torn as to which you should be more excited about…the fact that Heath Ledger has been selected to play the Joker in the next “Batman” flick, or that Meatloaf is getting ready to release Bat Out of Hell III…then we’ve got the perfect middle ground for you: an MP3 of a Jim Steinman composition that was intended for a never-produced “Batman” musical. The song is called “Wonderful Toys,” as in, “Where does he get those…?” It’s over the top in that way where, when it reaches its heights, you realize, “Hey, I can see my house from here.”

Shame the thing didn’t get produced. I have visions of Joel Shumacher directing…