The February 3 issue of Entertainment Weekly carried an interview with Kanye West, aptly titled “The Ego Has Landed.” During the course of the interview, the following exchange occurred:

EW: Do you ever allow yourself to just be dull and quiet? Just zone out with a good book?

Kanye: No, I don’t. I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it.

EW: (Groan)

Replace the word “groan” above with “copious vomiting sounds,” or possibly “sound of Kanye being bitchslapped back to the magical land of Egomaniaca from whence he came,” and you capture my reaction exactly.