If there’s one thing that never changes about Walter Becker and Donald Fagen (you know, Steely Dan), it’s their dry wit and how well they apply it. Of course, this has often left naysayers of their band shaking their heads in collective confusion. But so it goes. Steely Dan rulz, and I can’t wait to see ’em on August 30. Anyway, what we have here is an open letter to Luke Wilson from Walter and Donald telling him their feelings on brother Owen and You, Me, & Dupree, specifically that they feel some Hollywood lazy ass got his idea from their song “Cousin Dupree” on the Two Against Nature album. It’s a good read, a good laugh, and hopefully a wake up call to Owen to stop making shitty movies.