But it’s not like Church’s is that exciting, either. Still, the classically-trained singer who once wowed many Christmastime shoppers lashed out at Hilton’s new tunes.

“Paris is bloody awful. Honestly I heard a bit of it on the radio and it’s terrible.”

So says Church, who might just be acting like a snobby bitch herself, considering how much she flaunts her trained voice whenever possible in the press, and often pointing out how she’s the real deal and not some prefab crap when it comes to her recent switch to recording pop albums. The fact is there has been one Paris song so far that I’ve loved and zero from Church that I’ve cared for, so there you have it.