Scott Stapp is back, baby…!

Unfortunately, his new lot in life is to torture those poor folks who choose to attend the reunited INXS’s summer shows, as he’s going to be serving as the band’s opening act.
“Everything now–my band, my life, my health–is in the best shape since [Creed’s 1997 debut, ‘My Own Prison’] ,” says our man Scott, “and I’m truly excited to be part of such a great summer tour.”
Sorry, but hasn’t that been his stock line for, say, every interview he’s given, ever…?
Five’ll get you twenty that, before the tour’s over, Stapp gets drunk, stumbles on stage during INXS’s set, punches J.D. Fortune in the face, and screams, “Who’s the rock star now, motherfucker?!?!?”
