Oh, those rascally Covington twins! They must be Lindsay Lohan fans, as they recently pulled off a caper cribbed straight from the script of the teenage drama queen’s star-making gem, “The Parent Trap.” Seems Rocky got himself into a bit of a fender-bender while driving Bucky’s pickup truck, which wouldn’t have been such a problem were it not for Rocky’s pesky suspended license and DUI citations. Thus, while the police were en route to the scene of the accident, Rocky phoned identical twin brother Bucky (he of the spotless driving record), and pulled a wacky switcheroo.
It all worked out just fine, until the twins’ co-conspirator in the shamockery, one Ryan Roller, confessed to his father–and subsequently the police–what had transpired. Of course, Roller’s courtroom testimony against the twins turned out to be less than optimally effective, since he incorrectly identified Bucky as the driver of the offending vehicle. All charges were dismissed, leaving both twins free to forever taint your memories of a dozen classic pop songs on “American Idol.”
Hey, you name your kids Bucky and Rocky and buy them pickup trucks, you gotta expect trouble of some kind. Now will someone please get these inbred redneck halfwits off my TV screen and whisk them back to the run-down doublewide from whence they came?
