Ashlee Simpson will be surfing on a TV near you on the “Kelly Slater Celebrity Surf Invitational”. Is there anything Ashlee won’t do to remind us she’s still out there? Guess not, as she’s also recently done a photo spread and interview for “Jane” magazine. Sorry, babe, but no matter what you put on or take off, that nose is always going to arrive first. She also speaks on her apparent breakdown in Japan last december, noting that her stay in the hospital wasn’t what one might expect. “I didn’t go to a nice emergency room — I ended up in one with blood on the walls.” Damn, what a bitch it is to be Ashlee Simpson, getting treated like a commoner and all, and in an emergency room of all places, too!