Yeah, OK, so I was 11 years old when this song came out and at the time wasn’t really aware that Mr. Frey had been in the Eagles before this. Not that it would have mattered; I remember thinking how bad this song sucked then, and it still sucks now. But sometimes we have to look to our past to not make the same mistakes now. So here is “Sexy Girl” from The Allnighter.
And for some reason…this song still didn’t stop me from buying the equally sucky album it was taken from way back when. See what I mean about making mistakes?
All right. Stay with me here. IS it just me, or are those beer bottles multiplying on the piano a different shape than the ones in the fridge he’s drinking? I think that could indicate he’s a bit more pasted than they want us to think. Also, later in the song he’s back to one bottle on top of the piano. I think that means he cleared the bottles off (recycling bin?) and had more.
By my count, then, he’s had at least six during the course of a three minute video. Possibly more. Then he was going to knock back champagne after that, until the guy in the Howie Long jersey–and it is, for sure–intercepts it.
He’ll have to lift extra tonight to make up for all those calories!