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OK everyone, back to work! Christmas is ovah! What? I’m the only one here? Ah well, I have gathered together for you three fine clips of some of the worst musical crap you’re ever to likely see or hear! First up, it’s a terrible band tackling a terrible song - Europe’s “The Final Countdown.” Dig that Casio! Dig those vocals! Next up it’s a band doing some godawful original noise. The first couple minutes of setting up their gear is skippable, but once they get going, look out! Who knew that a trombone could be tortured in such a way? Is this what our tax dollars are going towards? Gimme back my moolah! If you’ve made it this far, congrats! (And if you’re clicking on this one first, shame on you.) Lastly, we have Jan Terri’s infamously crappy song and video “Lose Tonight.” I first saw this terror on one of the great TV Carnage DVDs, but it’s also online for so many more millions of people to enjoy. So enjoy it! Happy ongoing holidaze!
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God help me, but I suffered through all three of those clips (well, I shut off the second one before it was finished). I have one question about each clip for you.
1) Who on earth was that awful German band covering “The Final Countdown”? Europe may have been bad songwriters, but at least they could play their instruments.
2) Where in the HELL did you find this clip? Don’t you have reviews to turn in or something?
3) Don’t you get the feeling that, with a little massaging and a vocal from Bananarama, this song could have been a hit? Just saying, is all.