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The Streets are set to unveil a 20-minute video for an upcoming tune. Apparently this will set a new record. But if I’m not mistaken, I’m pretty sure David Bowie’s full-length clip for “Blue Jean” is even longer than that. Unless, of course, it’s not considered a “video,” but rather a “short film.” I’ll have to go watch the thing again and see, or just take the lazy man’s way out and look it up online… Yep, I was right…according to the song’s Wikipedia entry, Following the huge commercial success of Bowie’s previous album, Let’s Dance, its singles and the Serious Moonlight Tour, “Blue Jean” was launched with massive promotion. Julien Temple was engaged to direct a 21-minute short film to promote the song, Jazzin’ for Blue Jean. The song performance segment from this was also used as a more conventional music video. 21 minutes, people! The Streets will not be setting the new record. All bow to King Bowie.
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Lord, help us. Twenty full minutes of Mike Skinner’s whiny bullshit?
I’d like to believe the new song can’t possibly contain a lyric as bad as “I know you want her to see how much this pain hurts” (as opposed to, you know, how much this pain feels like being tickled with tiny baby kitten whiskers)…but if The Streets are really trying to push boundaries here, maybe there will be one even WORSE.
Either way, it won’t touch “Blue Jean.” Bowie rulez; The Streets droolz.